Doritos and Raisin Bran Crunch

Holy Piggly Wiggly again! What will Senator "Gitmo Dick" Durbin have to say about this outrageous treatment of an Iraqi detainee by his American captors? Senator Durbin called the Guantanamo Facility a "Nazi-Gulag, Pol Pot" prison because of the way the detainees were treated. Those at Gitmo are fed:

* Orange Glazed Chicken
* Rice Pilaf
* Steamed Peas & Mushrooms
* Fruit Roupee

Meanwhile, just out in "Gentleman's Quarterly", issue of June 20th, 2005, is another expose by American prison guards, revealing that detainee Saddam Hussein is fed Dorito chips and Raisin Bran Crunch. IndiaDaily.com is reporting:

For a time his favorite food was Cheetos, and when those ran out, Saddam would "get grumpy," the story says. One day the guards substituted Doritos corn chips, and Saddam forgot about Cheetos. "He''d eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes,"

This is real abuse! Subjecting a retired murderous dictator to this rotten diet is outrageous! One hopes those Doritos and Cheetos are not fried in lard. Just wait until Saddam and Amnesty International learn that the poor man is being deprived of "fruit roupee", whatever the heck that is. They will be on the phone to the Illinois Senator stat! The report comes via DRUDGE REPORT FLASH 2005