Monday, May 31, 2010

The Arizona Solution

Arizona should take a page from the Book of Rahm Emanuel. Read the page that says "Never let a Crisis go to Waste," and secede from the Union. President Barack Obama has no use for Arizonans. He disses them and their lady governor. He obviously thinks his USA would be a better country without the Arizona reprobates. Everyone else in his government agrees with him, as none of them will give the time of day to Arizona's governor. Arizona will never have another opportunity to just say "¡Adios USA Amigos! - We are now our own nation" and have the rest of the USA yawn and sneer "Good Riddance."

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Bill Maher the RACIST™

Liberal Fascists see a person's race first and foremost. Barack Obama is President of the U.S. but when a Liberal Fascist like Bill Maher sees Obama he sees a black gangster first. Yet, when non-racists criticize Obama for policies that have little or nothing to do with race, they are immediately labelled as RACIST™. Imagine if Rush Limbaugh had said on his radio show what Bill Maher is saying on his TV show, as seen in the following video. Would Liberals be laughing? Maher: Obama Not Acting Like A "Real Black" President
HBO's Bill Maher: "I thought when we elected a black president, we were going to get a black president. You know, this [BP oil spill] is where I want a real black president. I want him in a meeting with the BP CEOs, you know, where he lifts up his shirt where you can see the gun in his pants."

Friday, May 28, 2010

Letter From the Boss

Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG, BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. However, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we must lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I decided. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change ... I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.


PS It's joke people, just like Barack Obama. Now ... laugh and get over it!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

¡Adios Amigos! to Obama's DEMS

Republicans are benefiting from the Tea Party Movement and from President Barack Obama, himself, who is losing American voters one crude, flippant ridicule at a time, as in his "¡Adios Amigos!" which will become the rallying cry to "throw the bums out" in November.

Barack Obama has been turning the United States into Europe, one Socialist step at a time. The Obama White House and the Democrats are thinking they are going to defeat Republicans in November as the "Party of No." Being the "Party of No" is badge of honor in a country that does not want to be Europe. Saying "Hell, No!" to a Democrat Party that has taken U.S. spending from 21% of GDP up to 25% is what will happen in November 2010. Hello, bankrupted Europe, here we come, if Obama and the Democrats have their way.

Say "¡Adios Amigos!" in November to Obama's Democrats. Join the
We're-Not-Europe Party.

Monday, May 10, 2010

"Know Nothing" Obama

Classic Obama, the definitive President Know-Nothing: "With iPods and iPads and Xboxes and PlayStations—none of which I know how to work—information becomes a distraction." -- Then Know-Nothing Obama proceeds to damn that of which he, himself, admits, he knows nothing, zilch, as distractions to the American way of life.

Message from Obama: Stay dumb America. Keep your minds numbed and shackled by listening to Me, Me, Me, Me, Me all the time on State-run media, NPR, PBS, NBC - MSNBC, CNN. Throw your iPad in the trash, ... or better yet, give it to some Clueless Conservative.

Obama Says -- The iPad and Xbox are ruining America, because you dummies are using them to free your minds from the Obama state-run media and all their propaganda and indoctrination, Obama All The Time.

Obama Says Trash Your iPad and Xbox

Why Obama Hates "Natural Born" Arizonans

A Certificate of United States Birth Alone Does Not a "Natural Born Citizen" Make.

Remember those quaint little laws in the U.S. Constitution which define citizenship? You know, like the Fourteenth Amendment and the clause defining requirements for the President of the United States to be a "natural born" citizen? When Obama runs for President again in 2012, he faces a new hurdle. The state of Arizona will demand he show his birth certificate before it allows his name on the ballot. Arizona to Candidates - Prove Your Citizenship

And matters worsen for poor beleaguered Obama as other uppity states are following Arizona's lead. No wonder Barack Obama and the Obamabots really, REALLY hate, hate, hate all those "Natural Born" citizens of Arizona.
Obama eligibility: a birth certificate alone does not prove 'natural born' citizenship

Everyone who reads the U.S. Constitution knows that a certificate of a United States birth alone does not prove 'natural born' citizenship. However, according to Democrats, Obama's Birth Certificate does just that. The Obama campaign released a statement from "Hawaiian officials" who personally verified that they saw the original Obama birth certificate and even went further --"I, Dr. Chiyome Fukino, ... verifying Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen."

There you have it America. Hawaii officially certifies Barack Obama as a "natural-born" citizen, and it has the "original" birth certificate to prove it. So citizens of Arizona ask, why cannot we see it for ourselves? Well, funny you should ask. Unfortunately ... Hawaii law prevents Hawaiian officials from releasing Obama's "original" birth certificate to you, the masses. So sad. So ... NA NA NA NA NA NA! What they don't tell is that there is no prohibition against the President himself obtaining a copy and releasing it to America.

Obama supporters twist logic into knots as they justify reasons for Barack Obama's decision not to show America his original birth certificate. The usual one is to quote State Department regulations on citizenship. Some whip out an old moldering birth announcement published in a Hawaiian newspaper at the time. A birth announcement qualifies one for the U.S. Presidency? None of Obama's apologists ever mentions the U.S. Constitutional requirements for President, except to remind you that Senator John McCain was so NOT a "natural born citizen" that the Congress passed special legislation for him.

The U.S. of A. is supposedly governed by a Constitution which spells out qualifications for the President. It is not what you think, or I think, or the polls say, or state-run media MSNBC and Chris Matthews' slander of Americans as "Birthers," it is a matter of law. The Constitution is a simply written, concise document, not 2400 pages of ObamaCare legalese, which you can find on the Internet: "No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President;"

The key phrase is "natural born citizen" because Obama certainly was NOT "a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution..." None of the Founding Fathers who were our first Presidents was born in the U.S.A. but they qualified as citizens and served as Presidents. They were exempted from being "natural born citizens." Obama is not exempted.

Being born in Hawaii does not make a person a "natural born Citizen." Having one parent who is a "natural born citizen" as obviously was the mother of Obama, does not qualify one as "natural born."

The legal problem is not the birthplace of Obama which seems to be the U.S., but that Obama's father was foreign-born and a British Citizen at the time of his son's birth. This fact is what calls into question the "natural born" status of President Obama. And guess where this fact originated? From crazy Birthers you scream? No! It was Obama himself who told us so in his books about his father.

That he was sworn into office by the Supreme Court suggests they were probably unconcerned. But the Founding Fathers certainly were concerned about handing over the Presidency to a person of questionable loyalties. They feared someone who had been a citizen of another land, (Obama was born with dual citizenship) or had been influenced in childhood by foreign-born parents, or had grown up in other lands (Indonesia), speaking foreign tongues. Such a person would not truly understand American history and culture, would be oblivious to American Exceptionalism, would bow before foreign potentates and apologize to the world for the sins of America. The Founders were correct in their thinking, weren't they?

What exactly is the meaning of the phrase "natural born citizen" that establishes the eligibility for the office of President of the United States?  "Natural born citizen" means anyone born on American soil whose parents are citizens of the United States. The father of President Barack Obama's was never a citizen of the U.S. I refer you to Michigan Law Review explaining how Senator John McCain was NOT a "natural born citizen."

Is Obama a "Natural Born" Citizen?

Obama's Eligibility for the U.S. Presidency

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Chris Matthews Prioritizes the News

Ah America's Corrupt Media
- Financial Markets across the world dropping like rocks, Greeks rioting in the streets of their nation, a never-ending Oil Spill heading for the Gulf Coast of America, Times Square almost blown to bits by an Islamist Terrorist. However, Chris Matthews on MSNBC, told viewers the Big Story that somewhere in America a Christian Gay guy was ridiculed and OUTED today.

Sunday, May 02, 2010

Great Walls of the World

The Great Gringo Wall

Gringo DVD
The United States of America, historically a beacon of freedom for the world, discovered that it had no “Great Wall” anywhere in North America. So the Wise Men in Washington ordered that “The Great Gringo Wall” be built to keep out Mexicans who were walking across the open border.

What do the Mexicans think about our wall? To say that they’re non-plussed is an understatement as Mexico's President has been telling his citizens that the time has come when they will say “you’re not a real Mexican if you haven’t climbed the Great Gringo Wall.”

Pre-Biblical Walls (only one has survived)

* The Great Wall of China, the longest and largest man-made structure

Classical, Biblical, Byzantine and Feudal Era Walls

* Anastasian Wall in Turkey
* Antonine Wall in Scotland
* Aurelian Walls of Rome
* Walls of Constantinople in Turkey
* Roman limes in Upper Germania, Lower Germania and Rhaetia, Germany
* Hadrian's Wall in England
* Jericho walls
* Jerusalem's Old City walls in Jerusalem, Israel
* Kremlin Wall in Moscow, Russia
* Serpent's Wall, the ancient walls in Ukraine
* Offa's Dyke between England and Wales
* Servian Wall, in Rome
* Wall of Phaleron, outside Athens, Greece
* Long Walls linking the port of Piraeus to Athens, Greece
* Themistoclean Walls, outside Athens, Greece
* Trajan's Wall, in Dobruja, Romania
* Western Wall, aka the Wailing Wall, Jerusalem
* Great Wall of Gorgan in Iran

Modern Walls

* Atlantic Wall in France
* Basel City Walls in Basel, Switzerland
* Belfast Peace Lines in Belfast, Northern Ireland
* Berlin Wall in Germany
* Byker Wall in England
* Communards' Wall in the Père Lachaise cemetery, in Paris, France
* Danevirke, Denmark
* Democracy Wall, in Beijing (1978-1979)
* Flodden wall, in Edinburgh, Scotland, UK
* Lima City Walls in Lima, Peru
* Ian Curtis Wall in Wellington, New Zealand
* Korean wall, Korean Demilitarized Zone
* Lennon Wall in Prague
* London Wall in England
* Moroccan Wall in Western Sahara and Morocco
* York city walls in England

Future Walls & Walls in Progress

* The Great Gringo Wall in Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and California
* The Great Cannuckistan Ice Wall along the "Fifty-four Forty or Fight!" border.

The list of historical walls was taken from Wikipedia.