The "Have A Blast" Funeral

"Blow Yourself Up" at your own funeral!
Ya just gotta give it to those Dems. They sure know how to party at a funeral. Remember that congressman from Minnesota who died in a plane crash, "win one for Paul" Wellstone? Remember the Democrat politicos who danced on his casket to rally the troops? Now comes the "Blow Yourself Up" at your own funeral which can really attract the "big gun" Dems to pay tribute, such as "almost President" John Kerry.

Just imagine the headlines if John Kerry had been elected president of the United States, instead of George Bush. While our real president is "trying" to vacation in the wilds of west Texas, our "would-have-been-president-if-only" --

John Kerry attends funeral with blow-up sex dolls - Senator guest at intimate farewell to gonzo journalist Hunter Thompson
Posted: August 22, 2005 © 2005 WorldNetDaily.com

"Former presidential candidate John Kerry attended an intimate and exclusive farewell for gonzo journalist Hunter Thompson, a suicide victim – complete with tributes to drugs and blow-up sex dolls adorning the event. Thompson's ashes were blasted into the night sky in an explosion, according to reports.

"The writer's ashes were fired from atop a 15-story tower modeled after Thompson's logo: a clenched fist, holding a peyote button, rising from the hilt of a dagger. It was built between his Colorado home and a tree-covered canyon wall. The guests gathered in a pavilion next to the platform. Inside were blow up sex dolls and a mask of Thompson's arch enemy, late President Richard Nixon."

Whee -- did we Americans ever dodge a bullet! Can you imagine the derision we would be receiving from the Euro-weenies about now, if they heard about our President at a funeral with sex dolls and drug trappings? Almost as much as when President Clinton was courting Monica with a cigar -- NO? Oh Lordy, those Rubes in the Red States certainly did us all a big favor, by sparing us from such calumny. Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition! We got George Bush instead - real fireworks instead of funereal imitations.