News Flash! Michelle Obama is FLOTUS no more. According to the latest statement from the Obama White House, she is Michelle Antoinette, "Private Citizen." The White House, responding to questions about the former First Lady's glitzy extravaganza to Spain, responded: "The first lady is on a private trip. She is a private citizen and is the mother of a daughter on a private trip." This was reported today by the Chicago Sun-Times.
Unconfirmed rumors persist that when Michelle Antoinette was questioned about leaving her husband home alone on his 49th birthday, she replied "Let Him Eat Cake."