The Arizona Solution

Arizona should take a page from the Book of Rahm Emanuel. Read the page that says "Never let a Crisis go to Waste," and secede from the Union. President Barack Obama has no use for Arizonans. He disses them and their lady governor. He obviously thinks his USA would be a better country without the Arizona reprobates. Everyone else in his government agrees with him, as none of them will give the time of day to Arizona's governor. Arizona will never have another opportunity to just say "¡Adios USA Amigos! - We are now our own nation" and have the rest of the USA yawn and sneer "Good Riddance."

Great Walls of the World

The Great Gringo Wall

The United States of America, historically a beacon of freedom for the world, discovered that it had no “Great Wall” anywhere in North America. So the Wise Men in Washington ordered that “The Great Gringo Wall” be built to keep out Mexicans who were walking across the open border.

What do the Mexicans think about our wall? To say that they’re non-plussed is an understatement as Mexico's President has been telling his citizens that the time has come when they will say “you’re not a real Mexican if you haven’t climbed the Great Gringo Wall.”

Pre-Biblical Walls (only one has survived)

* The Great Wall of China, the longest and largest man-made structure

Classical, Biblical, Byzantine and Feudal Era Walls

* Anastasian Wall in Turkey
* Antonine Wall in Scotland
* Aurelian Walls of Rome
* Walls of Constantinople in Turkey
* Roman limes in Upper Germania, Lower Germania and Rhaetia, Germany
* Hadrian's Wall in England
* Jericho walls
* Jerusalem's Old City walls in Jerusalem, Israel
* Kremlin Wall in Moscow, Russia
* Serpent's Wall, the ancient walls in Ukraine
* Offa's Dyke between England and Wales
* Servian Wall, in Rome
* Wall of Phaleron, outside Athens, Greece
* Long Walls linking the port of Piraeus to Athens, Greece
* Themistoclean Walls, outside Athens, Greece
* Trajan's Wall, in Dobruja, Romania
* Western Wall, aka the Wailing Wall, Jerusalem
* Great Wall of Gorgan in Iran

Modern Walls

* Atlantic Wall in France
* Basel City Walls in Basel, Switzerland
* Belfast Peace Lines in Belfast, Northern Ireland
* Berlin Wall in Germany
* Byker Wall in England
* Communards' Wall in the Père Lachaise cemetery, in Paris, France
* Danevirke, Denmark
* Democracy Wall, in Beijing (1978-1979)
* Flodden wall, in Edinburgh, Scotland, UK
* Lima City Walls in Lima, Peru
* Ian Curtis Wall in Wellington, New Zealand
* Korean wall, Korean Demilitarized Zone
* Lennon Wall in Prague
* London Wall in England
* Moroccan Wall in Western Sahara and Morocco
* York city walls in England

Future Walls & Walls in Progress

* The Great Gringo Wall in Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and California
* The Great Cannuckistan Ice Wall along the "Fifty-four Forty or Fight!" border.

The list of historical walls was taken from Wikipedia.

Wishing for a Constitution

Has our nation driven itself insane? This new Arizona Immigration Law makes a normal person question the sanity and logic of the people who govern us. Barack Obama and the Democrats in Congress pass a law forcing all Americans to release all of their medical information to the Federal Government. Then this same American president and his supporters along with the power of the same Federal Government turn around and cry FOUL, "Horrible Civil Rights Violations," when a State Government asks residents to show an ID card. Does this make sense to anyone?

If only we had a Constitution to guide us, perhaps we would know how to govern ourselves.

The Professor Behind the New Arizona Immigration Law