The Man Who Shot Osama

Many a man would face his gun and many a man would fall, but 
The man who shot Liberty Valance, was the bravest of them all. 

Is it OK to shoot an unarmed Osama bin Laden in the face? YES it is. Just ask Jimmy Stewart, who screamed "I don't want to kill him. I just want to put him in jail." John Wayne had other ideas.

Our Modern Day Version of "Who Shot Liberty Valence?" stars Osama Bin Laden as the villainous Liberty Valence, Barack Obama as the Leftist Community Do-gooder Jimmy Stewart, and George W. Bush as the grizzled frontiersman cowboy John Wayne. The Villain Osama Bin Laden ends up dead thanks to the quick action of Cowboy Bush but it is the meek and mild Community Organizer Barrack who gets all the credit and becomes Captain America forevermore.

"When Liberty Valance rode to town the womenfolk would hide, they'd hide
When Liberty Valance walked around the men would step aside
'cause the point of a gun was the only law that Liberty understood
When it came to shootin' straight and fast---he was mighty good.

From out of the East a stranger came, a law book in his hand, a man
The kind of a man the West would need to tame a troubled land
'cause the point of a gun was the only law that Liberty understood
When it came to shootin' straight and fast---he was mighty good.

Many a man would face his gun and many a man would fall
The man who shot Liberty Valance, he shot Liberty Valance
He was the bravest of them all." OBAMA!

obama the cowboy, a photo by Mr. Wright on Flickr.