Are You a Moonbat?

I was wondering about the definition of "Moonbat", and it almost seems to be how the Democrats describe their own left-wing fanatics. Here is an explanation written by Hundred Percenters News Wires, MichNews.com, December 28, 2004.

"Before we leave 2004, HundredPercenter wants to make sure that the phrase 'left wing moonbat' is properly defined. The year 2004, as far as HP is concerned, will forever be the year when the moonbats broke the Democrat establishment, and turned the DNC into a traveling circus act for all the world to laugh and jeer at. Therefore, it is imperative that we define them now, for the sake of historical reference."

Their list inspired me to build upon it a bit, and here is the collaborative result:

THE MOONBAT TEST

* You are a moonbat if you believe Michael Moore is a great patriot.

* You are a moonbat if the War on Terror means the defeat of George Bush.

* You are a moonbat if you thought France would have sent troops to Iraq, if only John Kerry had been elected.

* You are a moonbat if you believe Hollywood stars are the "heart and soul" of America.

* You are a moonbat if you believe Islam really is a religion of peace.

* You are a moonbat if you wear environmentally friendly garments.

* You are a moonbat if you believe KFC is committing the holocaust of chickens.

* You are a moonbat if you have protested against globalization or Starbucks.

* You may be a supreme left wing moonbat if the protest was more than 1,000 miles away from where you reside.

* You are a moonbat if you believe the NY Times is a centrist newspaper without an agenda.

* You are a moonbat if you cried when Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw resigned.

* You are a moonbat if you voted Dennis Kucinich for President.

* You are a moonbat if a Christmas tree offends you.

* You are a moonbat if you believe the Iraqi terrorists are the good guys.

* You are a moonbat if you believe Eminem and P. Diddy are the voices of the young generation.

* You are a moonbat if you drive an electric car.

* You are a supreme left wing moonbat if you drive an electric car and own a Gulfstream jet.

* You are a moonbat if you have posted on DemocraticUnderground more than 100 times.

* You are a moonbat if you take Jon Stewart seriously.

* You are a moonbat if you listen to Air America for news.

* You are a moonbat if you believe Rush Limbaugh is evil.

* You are a moonbat if you think taxes are too low.

* You are a moonbat if you went to a Woodstock concert, more than once.

* You are a moonbat if you believe Howard Dean will make a great DNC Chairman.

* You are a moonbat if you moved to Canada because Bush won the election.

* You are a moonbat if you thought Arafat was a great leader.

* You are a moonbat if your name is George Soros.

* You are a moonbat if you have attended a gay marriage ceremony.

* You are a moonbat if you wore a Che Guevara t-shirt to work.

* You are a moonbat if you believe Al Gore invented the internet.

* You are a moonbat if you question what the definition of is--is.

* You are a moonbat if you still believe John Kerry won the election.

* You are a moonbat if you went to Israel or Iraq to be a human shield.

* You are a moonbat if you consider the events at Abu Ghraib a worse atrocity than the treatment of American POWs at Abu Graib during the Gulf War.

* You are a supreme left wing moonbat if you believe the beheading of innocent civilians is fair game.

* You are a moonbat if you were insulted by these definitions.

* You are a supreme far-left-wing-feather moonbeam-addled moonbat if all of these definitions apply to you.