Monday, July 16, 2012

MessiahCare Calls In the Paralegals

When two dozen people swooned and fainted as "The One" was speaking at an evening campaign stop in Roanoke, Virginia, Barack Obama, history's smartest American President*, called upon "Paralegals" to come to their rescue.
On Friday evening, over 20 people collapsed at a campaign event for President Obama in Roanoke, Virginia, Joel Gehrke reported at the Washington Examiner.

According to CBS News White House correspondent Mark Knoller, Obama told supporters there were "paralegals" available to help those who felt weak from the heat. "Catching his mistake," Knoller tweeted, Obama corrected himself and told the crowd, "you don't need lawyers."

"Yes, we do need lawyers to help US opt out of Ocare penalties-turned taxes (sic)," responded Sarah Nelson.
If you think this is a joke, you are so right! It is a joke on America who put this incompetent in charge of its entire health care system. It was a joke when he described doctors using "Breathalyzers" for asthmatic children. It was a joke when he awarded a medal to a Navy medic and called him a "Corpse Man." Now, we can expect to get our emergency health care from Paralegals! He won't even allow us to have real lawyers like himself and his wife to give us medical attention. Oh Glory Be to the One!

*It was Historian Michael Beschloss who disclosed Barack Obama's incredibly high IQ on the Don Imus Show: "I would say ... – he’s probably the smartest guy ever to become President." Of course, at the same time Historian Michael Beschloss revealed just how low his own IQ is.

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