When is a tomato, not a real tomato? When the Supreme Court decides to tax it.
In 1883, the United States Supreme Court ruled that the lowly tomato was legally a vegetable. Up until then the tomato had been considered a fruit. That changed when New Jersey importer, John Nix, refused to pay import tariffs on his tomatoes, arguing that technically they were not vegetables, but fruits. The Supreme Court justices stepped in and decreed that botanically tomatoes could be considered fruits, but for the purposes of taxation, hencefore and forever more, all tomatoes would be vegetables, and subject to the same tariffs as all other vegetables.
Friday, June 29, 2012
Saturday, June 02, 2012
Obama the Cool Cat
Pathological! Only a "blockhead, sluggard, dullard, dreamer, shirker, shuffler, crawler, creeper" of a President would say "So my message to Congress is, get to work" while he himself is flitting about the nation campaigning, golfing, vacationing and partying on the taxpayers' dime. Our President is a sicko psycho! A normal person would not say the things he says, nor behave he way he does while the country he swore to lead is suffering! Let him eat dog!
On fundraising swing Obama sees prosperity, tells Congress to get to work
Friday, June 01, 2012
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Mamas - Let Your Babies Be Potheads
Mamas - Don't Fret. Your Pot-smoking High Schooler is on the Road to Good Fortune with Barack Obama
Mamas - ♩♪♫♬ Do let your babies grow up to be Potheads. Let 'em join Choom gangs, smoke dope and inhale. Let 'em do "roof hits" Chooming in your van; let 'em be lawyers and Presidents and such. Mamas - ♩♪♫♬ Do let your babies go "TA" for pot-smoking in high school, 'cuz they'll never get caught, guaranteed. Future Presidents get no jail time or fines. Ain't America grand?
A User's Guide To Smoking Pot With Barack Obama
Mamas - ♩♪♫♬ Do let your babies grow up to be Potheads. Let 'em join Choom gangs, smoke dope and inhale. Let 'em do "roof hits" Chooming in your van; let 'em be lawyers and Presidents and such. Mamas - ♩♪♫♬ Do let your babies go "TA" for pot-smoking in high school, 'cuz they'll never get caught, guaranteed. Future Presidents get no jail time or fines. Ain't America grand?
A User's Guide To Smoking Pot With Barack Obama
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Dog on Car or Dog on Dinner Plate?
Dog on Car or Dog on Dinner Plate?
Which is worse? Carrying a dog in a dog carrier on top of a station wagon, or eating a dog? "Well, Barack Obama ate dog meat as he described in his 2007 biography "Dreams from My Father:"
Which is worse? Carrying a dog in a dog carrier on top of a station wagon, or eating a dog? "Well, Barack Obama ate dog meat as he described in his 2007 biography "Dreams from My Father:"
"I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy) . . . . [Lolo] explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share."Do you suppose that any lap dogs of Obama's Media Press Corps will be brave enough to ask the President about the crunchiness or taste of endangered species tiger? Come to think of it, we should all ask Barack Obama about the crunchiness of Media Lap Dogs, as he eats them every day for lunch. I am betting that they are not at all tough, are they Mr. President?
Sunday, April 15, 2012
A Society Too Stupid to Survive
Sometimes societies become too stupid to survive.
In 1998, the nation of Great Britain appointed to the House of Lords its first Muslim life peer, Lord Baron Nazir Ahmed of Rotherham. With much praise of diversity, Lord Ahmed took his oath upon the Holy Qur'an. Recently, this celebrated member of Britain's House of Lords, announced a bounty of £10 million on both the heads of U.S. President Barack Obama and former U.S. President George W. Bush. What a proud day for that old-time "special relationship" between Britain and America ... NOT!
Which just goes to prove that sometimes societies become too stupid to survive. Goodbye UK. November 2012 will reveal if America is traveling that same Highway of No Return - Stupidity Road.
"I announce $10 million reward on George W Bush" (Lord Ahmed of Britain's House of Lords, April 11, 2012). http://www.thenews.com.pk/Todays-News-13-13845-Nazir-puts-$10m-bounty-on-Bush
In 1998, the nation of Great Britain appointed to the House of Lords its first Muslim life peer, Lord Baron Nazir Ahmed of Rotherham. With much praise of diversity, Lord Ahmed took his oath upon the Holy Qur'an. Recently, this celebrated member of Britain's House of Lords, announced a bounty of £10 million on both the heads of U.S. President Barack Obama and former U.S. President George W. Bush. What a proud day for that old-time "special relationship" between Britain and America ... NOT!
Which just goes to prove that sometimes societies become too stupid to survive. Goodbye UK. November 2012 will reveal if America is traveling that same Highway of No Return - Stupidity Road.
"I announce $10 million reward on George W Bush" (Lord Ahmed of Britain's House of Lords, April 11, 2012). http://www.thenews.com.pk/Todays-News-13-13845-Nazir-puts-$10m-bounty-on-Bush
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Obama Campaign Insults Ann Romney
Hilary Rosen, an Obama campaign operative wished on national television that: "Mitt Romney wasn’t using his wife as a guide to women’s economic struggles because she had never worked a day in her life.”
Ann Romney stayed at home, supported her husband and raised five sons. She spent much of her spare time during her entire adult life, doing volunteer work with women of all races, all creeds, rich, poor, etcetera. Along life's way she had to battle both MS and cancer. Yet, in the eyes of the Obama campaign, because her husband did not use taxpayer funds to provide her with a six-figure-salaried position, as most American pols do, she is deemed worthless as a women because she "never worked a day in her life." At the same time, the Obama campaign buys votes from other women who have never worked a day in their lives - Obama supporters - who live off of the taxpayers' largess, instead of their husbands's salaries, and those women who "never worked a day" in their lives President Barack Obama finds to be praiseworthy women.
The Democrat media at CNN and HuffPost rushed to the defense of Barack Obama's War on Women, defending Hilary Rosen as a real woman because she "cares for two children by herself, doesn’t have horses or an elevator in her home."
Where is my barf bag, America?
Ann Romney stayed at home, supported her husband and raised five sons. She spent much of her spare time during her entire adult life, doing volunteer work with women of all races, all creeds, rich, poor, etcetera. Along life's way she had to battle both MS and cancer. Yet, in the eyes of the Obama campaign, because her husband did not use taxpayer funds to provide her with a six-figure-salaried position, as most American pols do, she is deemed worthless as a women because she "never worked a day in her life." At the same time, the Obama campaign buys votes from other women who have never worked a day in their lives - Obama supporters - who live off of the taxpayers' largess, instead of their husbands's salaries, and those women who "never worked a day" in their lives President Barack Obama finds to be praiseworthy women.
The Democrat media at CNN and HuffPost rushed to the defense of Barack Obama's War on Women, defending Hilary Rosen as a real woman because she "cares for two children by herself, doesn’t have horses or an elevator in her home."
Where is my barf bag, America?
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