Oh Those Incontinentals!

With a Hush and a Whisper, Bush Drops Town Hall Meeting with Germans

The American moonbats are in a tizzy because the Bush delegation supposedly canceled a townhall meeting in Germany. If the German news reports ARE accurate, I feel certain that it was for good reason, as no red-blooded American would want to see a gaggle of Euro-niks attempt to embarrass our country. Remember, most of Europe is Socialist and worse; they are infested with more moonbats than we can imagine here in the U.S. This article was written by “one of them” – a genuine Euroweenie, so it cannot be relied upon for accuracy or truthfulness. While our President was a guest in Belgium, the Belgians came up with their own little stunt. They planned on having their countrymen pee on Old Glory and President Bush. Of course they had not thought it completely through, as Belgian men are all 'Sitzpinklern' ("wimps" in German). So once again, that supposedly dumb Texas Cowboy, outwitted them all. Not really, as "everyone" knows it was Karl Rove and his Merry Band of Texas 'Stehpinkeln' ("cowboys" in German) who printed all those “Piss on Me” posters.

Stehpinkeln und Sitzpinklern