Monday, July 16, 2012

Obama, Our Smartest President

How Do We Know? - Liberals Tell Us So.
      Historian Michael Beschloss has claimed that President Barack Obama is the smartest president America has ever had: "this is a guy whose IQ is off the charts — I mean you cannot say that he is anything but a very serious and capable leader. So, Mr. Beschloss, what exactly is Barack Obama's IQ? Well, it seems the historian does not really know, yet he still claims he is the smartest President ever.
       So ... Barack Obama will not allow anyone to see any of his school grades and is hiding all of his college transcripts, but he is the world's smartest President. Surely Reagan was an idiot, so that's an easy hurdle for B.O. All Ronald Reagan ever did was force the Communists to "tear down this wall."  President Thomas Jefferson cannot measure up either, even though he wrote the Declaration of Independence. President Obama has confused the Declaration with the Preamble to the Constitution, but he's a Harvard Law School graduate and still punching way above Jefferson in the IQ department. Father of Our Country, George Washington, cannot hold a candle to our Messianic President, as all he accomplished was to win a war against the world's mightiest army and navy and birth a new nation. Pffft!
       Well, Mr. Beschloss cannot give us Barack Obama's IQ, Obama will not show his school transcripts, but Liberals have come to his defense and have found a way to determine Obama's IQ score. It is like this. In order to matriculate at Harvard Law School, one must score a 75 percentile on the LSAT. Barack Obama graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law School, so his LSAT score surely would have been above 176. You can easily correlate LSAT scores to IQs; a 176 score is roughly the equivalent of a 143 IQ, more or less. Whatever. Viola! Proof that Barack Obama is an unqualified genius. No surprise, Liberals include Bill Clinton as a genius, too, (but not on the highest IQ level as Obama).

MessiahCare Calls In the Paralegals

When two dozen people swooned and fainted as "The One" was speaking at an evening campaign stop in Roanoke, Virginia, Barack Obama, history's smartest American President*, called upon "Paralegals" to come to their rescue.
On Friday evening, over 20 people collapsed at a campaign event for President Obama in Roanoke, Virginia, Joel Gehrke reported at the Washington Examiner.

According to CBS News White House correspondent Mark Knoller, Obama told supporters there were "paralegals" available to help those who felt weak from the heat. "Catching his mistake," Knoller tweeted, Obama corrected himself and told the crowd, "you don't need lawyers."

"Yes, we do need lawyers to help US opt out of Ocare penalties-turned taxes (sic)," responded Sarah Nelson.
If you think this is a joke, you are so right! It is a joke on America who put this incompetent in charge of its entire health care system. It was a joke when he described doctors using "Breathalyzers" for asthmatic children. It was a joke when he awarded a medal to a Navy medic and called him a "Corpse Man." Now, we can expect to get our emergency health care from Paralegals! He won't even allow us to have real lawyers like himself and his wife to give us medical attention. Oh Glory Be to the One!

*It was Historian Michael Beschloss who disclosed Barack Obama's incredibly high IQ on the Don Imus Show: "I would say ... – he’s probably the smartest guy ever to become President." Of course, at the same time Historian Michael Beschloss revealed just how low his own IQ is.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Don't Eat Your Dog!

Free Marketeers vs The Dog-Eaters

Free Enterprise = Purchasing a specialty dog crate to carry your family dog along on the family vacation.

Progressive Liberalism = Eat your dog for dinner, and send the money you saved by not buying the expensive dog crate to the IRS to help feed America's poor.